Dilen's space

·         Do witches run spell checkers?

·         Why can’t we dilute water?

·         What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

·         How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?

·         If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

·         Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

·         If square numbers and triangular numbers exist, then why is it that circular numbers do not exist?

·         If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

·         Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

·         Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

·         If knees were to bend backwards, what would chairs look like?

·         If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

·         Why do noses run, and feet smell?

·         If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

·         If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

·         If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

·         Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

·         Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are out walking around delivering the mail?

·         Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

·         If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?

·         When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor prefer to doctor more than the doctor being doctored?

·         Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

·         Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?

·         Why do they call them "buildings" when they've already done building them?

·         How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?

·         If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

·         If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

·         If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

·         If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

·         If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?

·         Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?

·         Why do you need a driver's license to buy beer if you can't drink and drive?

·         If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

·         In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

·         How come there aren’t B batteries?

·         If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail by the thousands per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?

·         How do I set my laser printer on stun?

·         How is it possible to have a civil war?

·         If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

·         If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

·         If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

·         If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

·         Crime doesn’t pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?

·         Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

·         How can there be “self-help groups”?

·         How do you throw away a garbage can?

·         How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?

·         How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

·         If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?

·         If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

·         Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

·         Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?

·         What is the speed of darkness?

·         What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

·         What's another word for synonym?